Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Navy Seals



>Navy SEALS are always taught:
>
>1) Keep your priorities in order.
>2) Know when to act without hesitation.
>
>A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He
>had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
>
>One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
>member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in,
>looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
>want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>minutes."
>The lecture room fell silent.
>
>You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
>proclaimed, "Here I am G od. I'm still waiting."
>
>It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his
>chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
>the platform.
>
>The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat
>there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
>there looking on in silence.
>
>The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL
>and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
>
>The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
>soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
>an asshole. So He sent me."

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