Monday, September 11, 2006

The Test

A lesson learned
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> My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
>we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
>me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
>was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
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> One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
>married and committed my life to her sister.
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>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
>going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
>come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
>her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
>panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
>moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
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>I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
>my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears
>in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very
>happy that you have passed our little test - we couldn't ask for a
>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
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>And the moral of this story is:
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>Always keep your condoms in your car........

Thanks Rob!

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