Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in ST. LOUIS.
St. Louis (MO)--Rams football practice was delayed nearly Two hours Friday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Scott Linehan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the White substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

Thanks Angie!

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