Hangover

John woke up New Years Day with a splitting hangover. He asked his wife if he had made a fool of himself.
"You sure did. You got up on the table and started dancing.", she says.
"Aww, crap.", he mumbles.
"You did, all over the furniture. We're never going back to the Smith's".
"Well piss them", he retorts.
"You did. All over your boss. You're fired."
"Well screw him. "
"I did. You're back at work on Monday.