A Man Goes Into A Bar

A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that
the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then replied,"A martini, please". The robot clicked a
couple of times and mixed the best martinithe man had ever had. The robot then asked,"Sir, what is your IQ?"The man answered, "Oh, about 164."The robot then proceeded to discuss thetheory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel,
the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. . .
The man was most impressed. He left thebar, but thought he would try different tactic.
He returned and took a seat. Again, the
robot clicked and asked what he would have." A martini, please." Again it was superb. The
robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR
racing, bass fishing and what to expect theSteelers to do this weekend. The guy had to
try it one more time. So he left, returned andtook a stool . . . Again a martini, and the
question "What is your IQ?" This time the
man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50." The
robot clicked, then leaned close and very
slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

Thanks Randy H.!