The Washcloth

> Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed There isn't a
> woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>
> I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
> Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
> me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
> only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
> around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
>
> As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
> when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
> So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
> was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
> area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth
> in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
>
> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
> Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
> looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
> Paris or some other place a million miles away.
> I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
> extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
>
> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
> The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>
> After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
> from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
>
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
> She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
> all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
> NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR EVER!!!!!

Thanks Kathy R.!