A Farmer Walks Into A Drug Store

A farmer walked into a drug store and saidTo the Pharmacist, "I want me one of themThar condoms with pesticides on it.Where do I find 'em?"The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must meanThat you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE,Not pesticide. They're on aisle 4.""No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDEOn it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated fromExplaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects,SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that You mean spermicide instead of pesticide.""Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms With PESTICIDE on them. My wife's got a bug up Her a**, and I aim to kill it!"