The State Trooper Ball

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticketbook, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the TexasState Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realizedwhat he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in the patrolcar and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.