Water = Poop

Everyone should take heed to this!
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of one year wewill have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) a bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, because alcohol hasto go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Alcohol = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service!

Thanks Angie!