Why Women Are Superior

-We got off the Titanic first.

-We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

-When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

-Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

-We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

-We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

-Taxi's stop for us.

-Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

-We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

-We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

-If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

-It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

-No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

-We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

-We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.