The Flasher

Three old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approachedfrom across the park.The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.Gertrude immediately had a stroke.Then Maude, also, had a stroke.Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

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