Oklahoman Jokes For Today

You know you're from Oklahoma if:
* You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
* You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
* You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
* Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
* The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in the tank.

Q: How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

Q: What does a tornado and a Sooner cheerleader have in common?
A: They both eventually end up in a trailer park.

If a Sooner and his wife move to Arkansas and later get divorced, are they still legally brother and sister?

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