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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causeslittle purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting andre-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, thene-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, butwill be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be insertedThe Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processordoesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor filesLast but not least

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inchfloppy...then discards it through windows..