Deaf Bookeeper

A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in
the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything
that he might have to testify about in court. When the godfather goes to
confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his
attorney, who knows sign language. The godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him
where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign
language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs
back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the
godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The godfather
pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, and says, "Ask him
again!" The attorney signs to t he bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't
tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The
godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies, "He
says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Thanks Randy H.