Acceptable Uses Of The F* Bomb

When is the F-Bomb Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has beenconsidered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking? Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003

Thanks Rob & Larry!