A Few Quickies!

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1. "I was in McDonald's and I saw this kid take his Happy Meal toy and throw it on the ground. His mom said, 'Hey, you play with that. There are children in China who are manufacturing those!'" -- Laura Silverman.

2. One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?""Over by the holy water, Father. Flat on his back." -- Anonymous.

3. After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love.Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you?""Not according to Dad," said Chelsea. --Ollie

Thanks Randy H.!