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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...Mother, AKC German Shepherd.Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. been out a while.Better be a reward.

For Sale :COWS: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:FOR SALE BY OWNER:Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer.No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Thanks Angie!