Swearing At Work

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
>throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
>
>of normal conversation with their co-workers.
>
>Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
>
>We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to
>accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
>Therefore, a list of
>18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper
>exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
>
>1) TRY SAYING:
>I think you could use more training.
>INSTEAD OF:
>You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
>
>2) TRY SAYING:
>She's an aggressive go-getter.
>INSTEAD OF:
>She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>
>
>3) TRY SAYING:
>Perhaps I can work late.
>INSTEAD OF:
>And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>
>
>4) TRY SAYING:
>I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>INSTEAD OF:
>No f___ing way.
>
>
>5) TRY SAYING:
>Really?
>INSTEAD OF:
>You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
>
>6) TRY SAYING:
>Perhaps you should check with...
>INSTEAD OF:
>Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>
>7) TRY SAYING:
>I wasn't involved in the project.
>INSTEAD OF:
>It's not my f____ing problem.
>
>
>8) TRY SAYING:
>That's interesting.
>INSTEAD OF:
>What the f___?
>
>
>
>9) TRY SAYING:
>I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>INSTEAD OF:
>This sh__ won't work.
>
>
>10) TRY SAYING:
>I'll try to schedule that.
>INSTEAD OF:
>Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?
>
>
>11) TRY SAYING:
>He's not familiar with the issues.
>INSTEAD OF:
>He's got his head up his a__.
>
>
>12) TRY SAYING:
>Excuse me, sir?
>INSTEAD OF:
>Eat sh__ and die.
>
>
>13) TRY SAYING:
>So you weren't happy with it?
>INSTEAD OF:
>Kiss my a__.
>
>
>14) TRY SAYING:
>I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>INSTEAD OF:
>F___ it, I'm on salary.
>
>
>15) TRY SAYING:
>I don't think you understand.
>INSTEAD OF:
>Shove it up your a__.
>
>
>16) TRY SAYING:
>I love a challenge.
>INSTEAD OF:
>This job sucks.
>
>
>17) TRY SAYING:
>You want me to take care of that?
>INSTEAD OF:
>Who the f___ died and made you boss?
>
>
>18 ) TRY SAYING:
>He's somewhat insensitive.
>INSTEAD OF:
>He's a pr_ck.

Thanks Rob!