Letters To God

A nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some of them.

Dear God,I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God,Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?

Dear God,Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God,If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God,I bet it is hard for you to love everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all them.

Dear God,In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you're on vacation?

Dear God,Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God,Is it true my father won't go to Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God,Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God,Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God,I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?

Dear God,Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

Dear God,Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God,Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God,You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

Dear God,I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God,Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God,My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God,I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God,We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.