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In a dramatic show of balls heretofore seen only by the Fark squirrel, this man walks into the police station and puts his cigarette out in a cop's eye. Taserlarity ensues. Twice.

STURGIS - A Sturgis police officer is recovering after a man tried to extinguish his cigarette in the officer's eye.
Shawn Dickerson, 23, walked into the lobby of the police station around 2 p.m. Tuesday and assaulted the sergeant.
Dickerson had to be tasered twice before officers could take him into custody. He's charged with assault.

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