My Favorite Joke!

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, althoughvery much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party withhis old buddies.So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.""Where! are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife."I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have abeer."The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to therefrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he couldthink of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...theyhave frozen glasses... "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted himby saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beermug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills justholding it.The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at thebar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won'tbe long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and tookout 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches."But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirtywords and all that...""You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOURASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EATYOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNEDBAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"AND, they lived happily ever after.Isn't that a sweet story? --