The Inheritance

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men..

Thanks Ron H!

She-Devil

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Halloween Dogs

Exercise

Bored

Super Sexy!

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Smile!

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Camel Toads

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Football Joke

After the Sundays game, Norman figured he better spend
some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs,
walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed. "Alright
honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."

"How about Foreplay?" his wife replies.

"What's the Four Play?" says Todd.

"You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two
minute warning."
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Why The Dog Ran Away