Funny & Real Website Addresses

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough timeconsidering how their online names might appear .... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent thatrepresents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchangeadvice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www . penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www . therapistfinder.Com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www . powergenitalia.Com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.Com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www . ip anywhere.Com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www . cummingfirst.Com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

Thanks Maria!!!

Barney's 10 Pet Peeves

1. Blaming your farts on me.. not funny.. not funny at all !!!
2 Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo What a proud moment for the top of the
food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's. We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

It's Almost Easter

Thanks Maria!

Your Age By Restaurant Math

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read
...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 54. Multiply it by 505. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit number.The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
Supposedly this only works in 2007.

Don't Forget To Wash Your Hands

New Cardinal Uniform

Thanks Rob!

Thoughts By Larry The Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates .. it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your rear tomorrow.

Thanks Randy H.!