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New Change To The Cardinal's Uniforms

7/14/08
(Brussels) Anheuser-Busch has accepted a $52 billion takeover bid from Belgium-based InBev NV to create the world’s largest beer maker and end a month-long standoff. While pitching the deal in recent weeks, InBev chief executive Carlos Brito has said that he is "committed to the city of St. Louis" and that changes here would be minimal. One that Brito said will show up shortly after this weeks Major League Baseball All-Star event in New York will be a minor one in the long standing uniforms worn by the St. Louis Cardinal Baseball team. First-baseman Albert Pujols, one of the first to try the new outfits said “while it may take a little time for Cardinal fans to fall in line behind the change, I personally like them a lot. They’ll really be enjoyable during those hot, muggy days in late July and August. I expect all of the fans will be wearing them before the end of the season!” Sporting goods stores around the St. Louis area report brisk sales of the new Cardinal memorabilia.




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Who Got The Job

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery.

A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bubba and said:

'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job.'

Bubba asked: 'And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy I should get the job!'

The manager said: 'We have made our decision not on the correct answers but rather on the one question that you both missed.'

Bubba then asked: 'And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?'

The manager replied: 'Bubba, its like this. On question #4 the Yankee put down; 'I don't know.'

You put down, 'Neither do I'.

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Never...Ever...Ever

Never ...

Ever ...

Ever...

Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it...

Just how stupid does one have to be in order to try something like this?
I really don’t want to know……..

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Farmer's Daughter

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