Why Women Are Superior

-We got off the Titanic first.

-We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

-When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

-Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

-We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

-We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

-Taxi's stop for us.

-Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

-We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

-We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

-If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

-It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

-No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

-We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

-We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Blonde On A Game Show

A contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have to use it because ... Her friend was, well--blond.But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.The blond responded unhesitatingly:

'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.'The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a blond that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.'I need an answer,' said Meredith.Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.''Is that your final answer?''Yes, that is my final answer.'And Meredith replied, 'That answer is. Absolutely correct! You are now a millionaire!'Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.'Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you ,' said the contestant.'How did you happen to know the right answer?''Oh, come on,' said the blonde...

'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks.'

Oh Sorry...

Blonde Joke Of The Day

A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.
The brunette sees her husband, and he is carrying flowers.
The brunette says to the blonde “Now I’m going to have to spread my legs!”
The blonde then asked, “Why? Don’t you have a vase?”

Dramatic Chipmunk

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