Jenny Owen Youngs

This is great!!!

Cover Of Timbaland and One Republic - Apologize (piano acoustic)

This guy is awesome!!!

Trombone Dancer

Soulja Boy Tell'Em CRANK THAT Song Lyrics Read by Sam Harris

Always keep Condoms in your Car

The Holiday Sweater Song

TSN Top 10 Funniest Superbowl Commercials Part 2

Sniper Story

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yellout some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG!!! - one less insurgent!After every mission the company commander would ask “How many insurgents have youshot today?” However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported “Five killed and I let one go.”"Let one go?” roared the company commander.”What do you mean, you let one go?”"Well, I yelled out ‘Osama is a Homo!’ Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled’Hillary is a Bitch!’ I just couldn’t shoot a fellow Republican![

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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog, and 9 times out of 10, they'll have Texas plates on their car....
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Celebrity Gifts

Looking back at a wonderful 2007 holiday season, Celebitchy would like to share our celebrity gift list. While some say that gift-giving is impossible for those that seem to have it all, we compiled the best gift choices for your favorite celebrities. We know Christmas was yesterday but hey, there’s still Kwanza and Boxing day to think about!

Britney Spears - Dr. Spock’s Baby and Child Care : 8th Edition
Lindsay Lohan - Six Pack of O’Douls
Amy Winehouse - Fruitcake (with metal file baked inside)
Owen Wilson - Excedrin
Yung Joc – NRA Membership
Shaquille O’Neal - economy sized Geritol
Nicolas Cage - A believable script
Will Smith - A history book
Toby Keith - The courage to come out and chase that rainbow
Nick Hogan - Driving Lessons
Angelina Jolie - an unplanned pregnancy (not hers)
Paris Hilton - Boxer Shorts
K-Fed – “Father Knows Best” on DVD
Jamie Lynn Spears - Trojan multi-pack (mailed to last year)
Marylin Manson - Michael Jackson’s “Moonwalker” (a cautionary tale)
Tony Parker – A paid-up-front , untraceable Cell Phone
Jon Bon Jovi - A rhyming dictionary
Jennifer Love Hewitt – a one-piece swimsuit
Cristina Ricci- McDonald’s gift card
Jessica Simpson – A DVD player and map to Wal-Mart (so she can attend her next premiere)Chuck Norris – a sense of humor and/or a kick in the nuts
Seth Green – A day off
Michelle Rodriguez - A carton of smokes
David Beckham - Bigger underpants
Kiefer Sutherland – PS3 with Grand Turismo and a bottle of scotch

Super Cool

Remember When Walkman's Were Cool?

Fired

So What Did You Get For Christmas???