Post Christmas Thank Yous

A New Blonde Joke

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It was not very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?""My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly."Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer."Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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Future Celebrity Tombstones

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Hangover

John woke up New Years Day with a splitting hangover. He asked his wife if he had made a fool of himself.
"You sure did. You got up on the table and started dancing.", she says.
"Aww, crap.", he mumbles.
"You did, all over the furniture. We're never going back to the Smith's".
"Well piss them", he retorts.
"You did. All over your boss. You're fired."
"Well screw him. "
"I did. You're back at work on Monday.

Welfare Test

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Pedal Faster

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Not Hot

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