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Today's "trailer house which must be destroyed because of six-inch layer of feces deposited by 30 cats locked inside and forced to eat their young" brought to you by Gardiner, Montana. To read all about it click here.

Today's "hot teacher accused of being involved with a student" story brought to you by Brighton, CO. Bonus: She's married to the principal (pic). To read all about it click here.

Fish Fave

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The Election Summarized

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Men's Dressing Guide

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Chicago's Finest

Cop: "Ma'am, you're under arrest for forgery of checks and ATM transactions. Do you understand your rights?" Lady: "Yes, officer. Do accept checks to post bail?" Cop: "We sure do"...

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Brand New Car + 14-Year-Old Boy, What Could Go Wrong?

Faith Hill...Sore Loser

Idiot Test

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Classy Clothes For Kids

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Harvard Reading Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it! Good Luck!

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat




Now go back and read aloud the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

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This Is Great!!!

It's Hard To Avoid Getting Caught When You Look Like This...

Last Day On The Job

Thanks Rob!!! Click on the pictures for a larger version.

Finding Nemo

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Translations

What she said… and what she meant:
"Fine" -- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

"Five Minutes" -- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

"Nothing" -- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

"Go Ahead" -- This is a dare, not permission. Proceed with extreme caution!

Loud Sigh -- Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

"That's OK" -- This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

"Thanks" -- This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say "you're welcome" and back out of the room slowly.

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Bad Liver

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