Friday, May 30, 2008

Broken Fan Belt






So I am officially creeped out!


A guy in St. Louis was driving to work onHwy 144 when he heard a 'pop'! He thought it sounded like a flat tire,though his ride wasn't affected. After pulling over, checking the tires and finding them intact, he opened the hood to look at the motor.

Before the hood was even opened all the way open he jumped back in shock and knocked his head on the partially opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were seeing! Nobody was going to believe this! You sure wouldn't have either! Fortunately, a coworker with a camera recognized him along side the road and stopped to see if he could help.
This has to be right up there at thetop of the list of unusual but verified 'Reasons I was late for work' !


Thanks Jim!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Nutrition

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.